Me:
It’s the first interview of 2018! And I’ve got Einer with me today! Welcome, Einer. *turns in interview chair late night show style*
Einer:
Skip the formalities. I have better things to do than this.
Me:
*clears throat* Okay. This is a short one and all of the questions are from Christine.
Einer:
I don’t care.
Me:
*-_-* Okay first question, how do you feel about Claes as a person in general?
Einer:
He’s a cowardly welp.
Me:
Okay then. *^ ^’* Do you have any close friends?
Einer:
No.
Me:
What are your thoughts on Lord Nzelt?
Einer:
He’s a great leader and will lead our country to prosperity by at last stopping the Inking.
Me:
Now you’re finally talking … What is your deepest desire?
Einer:
Why would I tell anyone that?
Me:
We’ll skip that one. What is it like to be able to manipulate matter? Do you like your gift?
Einer:
It is a divine gift from the Four Siblings. It is a privilege to be snowborne and possess it. Anyone who refuses to use it is a coward. I feel the grace of the Four flowing through me every time I wield it.
Me:
That was the last one.
Einer:
Good. *stands up and leaves*
Me:
He’s not the most polite person in the world. *^ ^’* Thank you for the questions! Next month I’ll be interviewing Chalmers!
Wait wait wait! *grabs Einer and pulls him back in* Melissa has a question: Who are you closest to in your family?
Einer:
I don’t have any family.
Me:
What about your family you’ve made with Nzelt?
Einer:
I’m not “close” to anyone.
Me:
Somewhat friends with then?
Einer:
Aska. She’s my second in command.
Me:
That works …
Wait wait wait! *grabs Einer and pulls him back in* Melissa has a question: Who are you closest to in your family?
Einer:
I don’t have any family.
Me:
What about your family you’ve made with Nzelt?
Einer:
I’m not “close” to anyone.
Me:
Somewhat friends with then?
Einer:
Aska. She’s my second in command.
Me:
That works …
Einer:
*leaves*
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